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GM: Magic User, Floyd & Magic
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Hares, at their option, are GM's and RA's of the month and can run the hash pretty much what ever way they want.... or not at all.

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April 27th - ChooChoo & Caboose Chili cookoff

May - Retracted & Just Max

June - See More Buns & V8

July - Butter Buns in Budapest

August - Open

September - Open

October - Ben Herrpees & On Your Knees Bitch

November: PMS & Pipi

December - Open

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Last update April 1, 2014

The Foothill H3 is a monthly "No Frills" hash which means bring your own beer, wine, munchies, folding chair & everything. There is no run fee. Trails favor shiggy and single track trails in the hills and can be set anywhere in Southern California at the hares choice. Turkey trails are walker friendly and typically 2-4 miles with Eagles more challenging and 1-2 miles longer. Plan to arrive a half hour early for chair time and the tapping of the pretzel barrel. At the ON-IN, plop down in your folding chair, uncork your wine or drink of choice, have one of Magics famous brownies and get ready for down downs. Most runs are held on a Sunday afternoon, but then there are no rules.

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Next Hare Photo Next Foothill Hash:
  Run #317 - Chili Dog Cookoff
    Hare: ChooChoo & Caboose
      Date: Sunday: April 27th, Time: 2:00 pm
        Location: Trails End Park, Orange

Prerun Brief: CHILI DOG COOK OFF - If you make a great (or not so great) chili bring it. If not enjoy everybody else's. We will be using the B-B-Qs there in the park. We will bring the dogs. You can bring condiments. There will be a MILLION DOLLAR CASH PRIZE for the best tasting chili. Who had it last? Was it you Magic & User? Be prepared for your standard AMTRAK trail.

Run Directions: From the 55 Freeway in Orange, get off on E Chapman Ave and go East. After almost 4 miles and are are coming down the hill, turn right on Trails End Lane. Trails End Ln dead ends into the parking lot. Park in the parking lot and LFH. TG: 800-H3 for all you old fashion farts. Google Map.

On On On: In the park eating chili..

Last Foothill Hash starting group pix

Start group pix

past Hare PhotoThe drive to Sycamore Highlands Park in BFE Riverside was well worth it for some great single track shiggy up and down rocky hills, stream crossings, pipe crossings and an occasional rattle snake. On this almost 8 mile Game of Groans trail there were two beer checks with an assortment of Jell-O shots. Hares Never Enough Beaver, Aunt Jemima and Madam Rachet scouted a great trail, BUT used some virgin helpers to mark part of it without all hares doing a last scouting walk about to make sure each segment connected and the next mark visible from the one before it. Most of the pack got lost after the 1st beer check. Never Enough Beaver at BC1 had an Oh Shit moment when she called BC2 on her cell phone after everyone had long passed and BC2 said no one had shown up yet. I think the hares got at least 4 down downs. But oh well, it was a beautiful day to be off trail in the park and another hash adventure to talk about. The game of groans didn't last past the great feasting on road kill and merriment at the Smokey Canyon BBQ after.

The webmeister - See More Buns: tomsmb at a o l dot com - appreciates getting emails with comments, tales from the trail, and photos to add to this web page from the pack or you are stuck with the krap he comes up with from the back of the pack.

Trail photo 1
Aunt Jemima starts off the pack by leading them to the first prelaid mark.

Trail photo 2
They should have a sign warning rattlesnakes about the hash.

Trail photo 3

Trail photo 4
Going down into the valley of mega shiggy.

Trail photo 5
Not as much water in the stream so the crossing hardly got anyones shoes wet, but the climbs up and down the sandy embankment got'em dirty.

Trail photo 6
Steep climb back out of the shiggy valley

Trail photo 7
These harriettes were hoping for a beer check at the top of the hill, but nooooo.

Trail photo 8
The first of 3 pipes to shinny across.

Trail photo 9
One last pipe but a big drop if you slid off.

Trail photo 10
BC1 was almost out of Jell-O shots when the back of the pack showed up.... OK, OK, it was almost out after I had my fill. Nice selection, had to try them all.

First Foothill Hash
First Foothill Hash - Upland CA August 25, 1991 founded by Dog Boner and Deep Stroke. The intent was to bring hashing to the east San Gabriel Valley and Inland Empire past the boundries of the LA, OC and LB hashes and attract members of the Foothill Flyers and Team Pacific Coast Running clubs to join in the fun.
L to R: Just Vicki, Dont Look Back, Baja Bugger, See More Buns, Enos, V8, SID, Designer Dick, One Track, Walking Small, Mustang Sally (below Small), Fast Lady, Moon Pussy, RTD, Dry Hairy Thing, Dog Boner, Mongo Gully, Screw Cap, Deep Stroke, Hash Harlot, Mooner, Hozer, ?male and Dr. Mikey laying down on the ground relaxing with a beer and porn magazine he claims he found there.

Return to the Roots Foothill Hash
Return to the Roots hash after 15 years.

Back Row L to R: Pollywood, Mud Stud, Dr. Hole, On Your Knees Bitch, One Track with his daughter Melissa, Ben Herrpees, ZZ Topknot,
    Big Boobs, One Nut, Black & Blood, Phone Home
Middle row: See More Buns, Butter Buns, First To Go Down, Kil O'Twat, Achey Breaky Fart, Bun Huggers, V8, Quick Change,
    Shit, Bull, Finger In The Dyke, Won't Let Him Cum, Near Beer, Hare Ass, Little Dutch Boy
Squatters: Magic, Floyd the Bruin, Just Carolyn, Gang Banger, Deep Stroke, Hash Harlot, Dr. Mikey, Little Dipper, Crutch,
    Spankee Yankee, Magic User.

20 Year Foothill Hash

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