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GM: Magic User, Floyd & Magic
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magicjp at cox dot net

Hares, at their option, are GM's and RA's of the month and can run the hash pretty much what ever way they want.... or not at all.

Receding Hare Line:

May 19th - Go Go Gadget Homicide & One Track
    La Verne

June - Aunt Jemima & Never Enough Beaver

July - Open

August - Mitey Byte and Danish

September - Open

October - ChooChoo & Caboose
    Octoberfest

November - PMS & PP

December - Butter Buns & First to Go Down

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Last update May 15, 2013

The Foothill H3 is a monthly "No Frills" hash which means bring your own beer, wine, munchies, folding chair & everything. There is no run fee. Trails favor shiggy and single track trails in the hills and can be set anywhere in Southern California at the hares choice. Turkey trails are walker friendly and typically 2-4 miles with Eagles more challenging and 1-2 miles longer. Plan to arrive a half hour early for chair time and the tapping of the pretzel barrel. At the ON-IN, plop down in your folding chair, uncork your wine or drink of choice, have one of Magics famous brownies and get ready for down downs. Most runs are held on a Sunday afternoon, but then there are no rules.

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Next Hare Photo Next Foothill Hash:
  Run #306
    Hare: Go Go Gadget Homicide & One Track
      Date: Sunday May 19th, Time 10am
        Location: Oak Mesa Park, 5400 Wheeler Ave., La Verne

Prerun Brief: Come celebrate Buddah's birthday. There will be one beer check, but bring water.

Run Directions: 210 Freeway East Exit Foothill Blvd. Turn Left on Wheeler Avenue, LFH. 210 Freeway West Exit Fruit Street, go North to Base Line Road Turn Left to Wheeler Turn Right, LFH.. Google Map.

On On On: Dale Brothers Brewery, 2120 Porterfield Way Upland, CA 91786 - Map. Foothill Blvd. Turn left and go about 5 miles to Airport Dr and turn left - it's just before Central Ave. Turn left on Porterfield Way and you are there.

Last Foothill Hash starting group pix

Start group pix

past Hare Photo The Another Dam Run turned out to be another dam long, hot and boring run set by See More Buns and V8 but this time with their demon seed son Just Rick, his wife Just Lisa and grand daughter Just Megan plus help from Hozer and SID sweeping the course. The old farts can't haul the over 20 lbs of flour it took on this trail by themselves any more. Temperatures were in the high 80's to low 90's. Distance was 7.5 to 9 miles depending on how many times you lost trail or went on falses. The first 2 miles was straight down the west side of the San Gabriel River to satisfy Black and Bloods common complaint that there were no long running segments. However, along the way there was a pot farm and a zip line. Mind Shaft took the zip line literally and actually crossed the river on it.....or so he sez. Once on the South side of the 210 and Gold Line extension bridge construction and it was on across the settling ponds, mountain bike whoops and down to the 1992 See More Buns helicopter crash site check. Magic User found the helicopter in the now snake infested and bulldozed over helipad and won the bottle of Chucky Shaw. Then came the rock hopping across the wash, climbing up the ruins of the old drag strip and bush whacking shiggy section that went on for about a mile. Survivors then came to a T/E split on decaying jeep paths and rejoining just before the lake and hearing sounds coming across the water from the merriment and debauchery going on at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire. After a scenic jog next to the lake, the trail turned back north to come across a welcome BN mark just before the Nature Center. There under a tree in the camping area were the Margs, beer, water and as a special treat, Just Lisa's Jell-O shots. Departing the Nature Center the trail went through the sewer pipe dump to a single track along Miller Brewing Co.'s railroad track. On back then went on the Lario Bike path, across the foot bridge and into Encanto Park for cooling off, rehydrating and a long but funny down-down circle. On-On-On was at Cabreras Mexican Restaurant where more Margs and beer were consumed as we interrupted a few families celebrating birthdays and where SID had a melt down literally from the heat of the day..

The webmeister - See More Buns: tomsmb at aol dot com - appreciates getting emails with comments, tales from the trail, and photos to add to this web page from the pack or you are stuck with the krap he comes up with from the back of the pack.


Trail photo 1
Floyd was so wrapped up in tree hugging, he would not come down and do trail.

Trail photo 2
So near and yet so far.

Trail photo 3
Hard in the Saddle is king of the rock pile.

Trail photo 4
Keep going on trail or swim across to the cold beer and wenches at the Faire? What to do, what to do?

Trail photo 5
Another Dam dropoff.

Trail photo 6
The only pond scum here are the hashers.

Trail photo 7
They are smiling now, but they have not hit the real shiggy yet.

Trail map
Trail map of the section inside the Santa Fe Dam. Start/finish was 1.25 north of the 210 Freeway at Encanto Park.

Trail photo 10
Danish and Mitey Byte cool down at the marg check.

Trail photo 11
V8 passes on the basics of being a beer bitch to grand daughter Just Megan. Almost brings a tear, don't it..

Trail photo 12
Hozer gets Ninja Mutant Slut to open up.

Trail photo 13
Finger still can't figure what she got the down-down for.


First Foothill Hash
First Foothill Hash - Upland CA August 25, 1991 founded by Dog Boner and Deep Stroke. The intent was to bring hashing to the east San Gabriel Valley and Inland Empire past the boundries of the LA, OC and LB hashes and attract members of the Foothill Flyers and Team Pacific Coast Running clubs to join in the fun.
L to R: Just Vicki, Dont Look Back, Baja Bugger, See More Buns, Enos, V8, SID, Designer Dick, One Track, Walking Small, Mustang Sally (below Small), Fast Lady, Moon Pussy, RTD, Dry Hairy Thing, Dog Boner, Mongo Gully, Screw Cap, Deep Stroke, Hash Harlot, Mooner, Hozer, ?male and Dr. Mikey laying down on the ground relaxing with a beer and porn magazine he claims he found there.

Return to the Roots Foothill Hash
Return to the Roots hash after 15 years.

Back Row L to R: Pollywood, Mud Stud, Dr. Hole, On Your Knees Bitch, One Track with his daughter Melissa, Ben Herrpees, ZZ Topknot,
    Big Boobs, One Nut, Black & Blood, Phone Home
Middle row: See More Buns, Butter Buns, First To Go Down, Kil O'Twat, Achey Breaky Fart, Bun Huggers, V8, Quick Change,
    Shit, Bull, Finger In The Dyke, Won't Let Him Cum, Near Beer, Hare Ass, Little Dutch Boy
Squatters: Magic, Floyd the Bruin, Just Carolyn, Gang Banger, Deep Stroke, Hash Harlot, Dr. Mikey, Little Dipper, Crutch,
    Spankee Yankee, Magic User.

20 Year Foothill Hash


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